I had a dream last night which was disturbing, even to me. Seems I tried to steal my research group’s cluster computer for a day so I could get my simulations to run. Even though it’s ~8ft tall, I managed to stuff it into my laptop bag. I thought I could get away with it, but I panicked when I remembered that someone could run ‘uptime’ and see that the computer had been taken off line. Also, powering down the computer killed everyone else’s jobs and made them suspicious.

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